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Father of the bride speech by Zoom

Father of the bride speech by Zoom

5th November 2020
It's a well worn cliche that anyone under the age of 45 has no idea how to access any functionality on their smartphone. Reach the dizzy heights of people in their late 50's and things like cut and paste or attaching an image, are right up there ...
A COVID Groom Speech

A COVID Groom Speech

4th November 2020
It's getting boring underlining the fact we're living in odd times, but we are, and weddings have been right in the cross hairs of the pandemic in every country right across the globe. Wherever you live, the number of guests, and how you can cele...
It's an emotional time, even the country's in tiers

It's an emotional time, even the country's in tiers

19th October 2020
At the moment any kind of normal seems a long way off. We are living in a fully masked state of paranoia, where seeing friends and family can all too easily become a criminal offence, and going on holiday is about as fantastical as a trip to the ...
Covid 19 Shotgun Wedding

Covid 19 Shotgun Wedding

5th October 2020
THE COMPLETELY LEGAL WAY TO HAVE AS MANY GUESTS AS YOU LIKE AT YOUR WEDDING RECEPTION NOW. As we are all well aware, meeting each other and having a good time has never been so tricky. In fact, it’s largely illegal. You can only be amassed in gro...
Boris hasn't been this confused since Father's Day

Boris hasn't been this confused since Father's Day

2nd October 2020
FAKE PLASTIC NEWS Boris Johnson spoke in Parliament this week, to confirm his belief that even if he doesn’t have clue, and neither does his dad, that most other people somehow understand his Covid-19 restrictions. It came only hours after his ca...
Man accidentally marries horse

Man accidentally marries horse

29th May 2020
Derek Bludger from Hull was left fuming yesterday after his poor eyesight led him to say 'I do' to a massive horse. 'I'm furious to be honest with you' he steamed 'if the bloody government had come out with their lockdown eye test advice sooner, ...

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