NO TEMPLATE

Templates are a crutch for many wedding speech writers, but not for me. This is a bespoke service, every ounce of effort is focused on making it the right mix of funny, sentiment and originality. Nobody in the world will have a speech like yours because I have no template.

NO RECYCLED JOKES

A huge problem with many wedding speeches is that the jokes, introductions and endings have all been heard a million times, and they were all pretty awful to begin with. I don’t Google jokes, everything in the speech is a combination of your information and my creativity.

NO BACK STORY ? 

A surprisingly large number of people find themselves making a wedding speech for somebody they don’t really know all that well. I have a  unique way of looking at things, the ability to create a very funny speech from very little at all, whilst at the same time making it very personal.

ONE FEE

For every wedding speech I write there is one flat fee of £299. That includes unlimited amendments to perfect the speech. There is no limit to my time and effort, and there are no hidden extra costs, my only concern is that you have a speech you’re really excited to deliver!

STRESS FREE

From the moment you commission me, it’s my job to create the exact speech you were looking for, but just couldn’t write. All the worry and pressure that was keeping you up at night, simply becomes mine. From that point on all you have to do is deliver it.

UNLIMITED EDITS

Your speech is an extremely important to you and it’s vital that you’re 100% comfortable with how it reads.  That’s why I offer an unlimited edit service. I’m happy to keep fine tuning it up until the big day, and that’s all included in the fee.