Deliver a Best Man Speech Everyone Will Remember

You’ve been trusted with one of the most important moments of the wedding, and you want to get it right.

I’ll help you deliver a funny, confident, perfectly balanced best man speech that lands with the room and does justice to your friendship, even if you hate public speaking or have no idea where to start.

No templates. No AI fluff. No recycled jokes.
Just a speech written specifically for you, the groom, and the audience in front of you.

Why You Can Trust This Process

I’m Adrian Simpson, a professional speechwriter and broadcaster.
I’ve presented BBC Top Gear, written for TV, and helped hundreds of best men deliver speeches that:

  • Get genuine laughs (not polite ones)

  • Hit the emotional moments without going cringe

  • Sound natural, confident, and like them

This isn’t just about “writing a funny speech”.
It’s about making you feel calm, prepared, and proud when you stand up.

My Verified Reviews

The Bespoke Speech Service

When you work with me, you get:

  • A fully bespoke best man speech written from scratch, based on your stories

  • Unlimited edits until it feels right

  • Delivery coaching so you know exactly how to say it

  • Fast turnaround (yes, even if the wedding is soon)

  • Absolute discretion: nothing reused, nothing generic

How it Works

Book a free call

We talk through the groom, your stories, and the tone

I write your speech

Structured, polished, and tailored to you

Unlimited Editing

Edits and tweaks until you’re 100% confident

Guarantee of success

Guarantee of success

Only the best results ensured

A tailor made bespoke speech and unlimited editing for $485. WE ACCEPT SPLIT PAYMENTS.

My service gives you a tailor made Bespoke Speech, with unlimited editing for $485!

My service gives you a tailor made Bespoke Speech with unlimited ediiting for $485!

I am super confident that my service delivers 100% results, so I am ready to refund your money, if your speech is not successful. WE ACCEPT SPLIT PAYMENTS.

I am super confident that my service delivers 100% results, so I'm ready to refund your money, if your speech is not successful.

Frequently asked questions

How much does it cost?

The fee for the service is just $485. This is payable at the beginning through our super secure STRIPE payment system, and is fully verified with your bank.

How long are the speeches?

My speeches can be as long as you wish. A best man speech should be around 1300 words, but I will happily write much more if you have the content. If you're struggling for ideas, my creativity can also plug the gaps to ensure your speech isn't super short.

How does it work?

Once you have completed the payment, you will receive a set of questions. Please complete these giving as much detail as possible. The more information, the longer and better the speech will be. Please note that once the answers are submitted, we cannot accept further content.

How do you make it personal?

Great question! I understand how to gauge a person from the answers they submit. I look at who you are, your job, your social and cultural references, and the words and phrases you're using in your answers to help  write from your perspective.

How can I trust you?

I have more verfied reviews than any other speech writer on planet Earth! Each review is verified by Google using an IP address, an email address and an invoice number. There is also lots written about me in the press, all of which is available online. 

Can I see some of your work?

Unfortunately not. Every speech I write is individual, so it wouldn't make much sense for your specific situation anyway. However, every client is also confidential, and I never share anything I write outside of that working relationship. Hopefully, my reviews speak for themselves. 

What's the turnaround time?

From submitting your answers to receiving your speech,  is 3 days. If you can't see those emails, they have probably gone into a junk folder.

How can you make it original?

To put it bluntly, I don't write speeches like other people, that's one of the reasons I get great reviews. I don't do wedding gags, or any of the cliche lines you see online. I use every ounce of information that you send across to write a really great speech.

Contact
  • Judins
    Burwash
    Etchingham
    East Sussex
    TN19 7LA

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