I started my career presenting BBC Top Gear, and have been writing material for award winning TV shows, comedians, celebrities, lawyers, brickies and plumbers around the world ever since.
I write speeches that are not only a hit on the day, but for many years to come – a great best man speech will still be talked about years after, so it needs to be spot on!
The fee for the full bespoke speech writing service is £299 with unlimited editing. To make things easier we can also offer split payments, and there’s also a money back guarantee.
We have a chat to make sure you’re 100% happy and ready to go.
We send you a set of questions, and use those answers to write the speech.
I write the speech and then send over the first draft once I’m completely happy with it.
Unlimited editing is included, and then it’s yours to enjoy on the day!
There is a one time fee of £299. So much time goes into the writing, and with unlimited editing it all adds up to a lot of man hours. Having said that I haven’t raised my fee in 7 years, and do everything I can to ensure it stays that way.
Your happiness means everything to me, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to do this. Unlimited editing and all the independent, verified reviews I’ve collected should go a long way to underlining just how hard I work, and the quality of my speeches. However, in the event of a client being dissatisfied, there is a complete money back guarantee.
We will always do everything we can to fit everyone into our schedule. So, if you have a very last minute request, and sometimes that means on the day of the wedding…then get in touch. We’ll do everything we can to help.
Great question! I work really hard to look at who you are, where you live, your job, hobbies etc and that will dictate words and phrases that you might use. Even the way you answer the questions tells me loads about the person you are.
There is unlimited editing with this service. You can come back as many times as you like and I will be more than happy to help no matter what.
This is a very common situation and one that can really present quite a puzzle. However, the way I write these speeches means that I don’t rely on stories – chances are they only really work if you were there anyway! I use everything you tell me about the groom to create a very funny speech, not just stories.
This is a completely discreet service. Nobody will ever know you’ve used me, and we never contact you after the event unless you’ve requested it.
I make sure it sounds like you, but on a really good day!
I make your answers into a genuinely funny original speech.
Back to back stories never work, so we use them in a different way.
Timing is crucial to success. I always get it spot on.
I never waste time talking about being the best man, it’s all about the groom
The welcomes have been taken care of – you’re the entertainment!
Forget wasted hours and days of frustration, we’ve got the time and talent to get this sorted now.
Only a really funny best man speech will do. Our speeches present those powerful messages in the most entertaining and funny way. The ultimate combination.
This isn’t just 10 minutes on the day, so it needs to stand the test of time. Our speeches are so good, they’re still being talked about years after the wedding.
This is your one opportunity to stand up and celebrate what an amazing person the groom is. We make sure you make the most of that opportunity.
You’ll have complete confidence in what you’re going to say, so you can enjoy the day and actually look forward to the speech!
Delivering an amazing speech will give you a huge amount of personal pride that you did the very best job possible. And that feeling lasts forever.