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we specialise in amazing speeches and happy customers

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1. Payment

Complete the £199 payment below

2. Questions

You'll receive a set of questions

3. The Speech

We write the speech & send over 3 days later

4. Editing

There's unlimited editing with this service.

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  • Price: £ 199.00

How it works

How Much does it cost?

There is a one time fee of £299. So much time goes into the writing, and with unlimited editing it all adds up to a lot of man hours. Having said that I haven't raised my fee in 7 years, and do everything I can to ensure it stays that way.

What if I'm not happy?

Your happiness means everything to me, otherwise I wouldn't be able to do this. Unlimited editing and all the independent, verified reviews I've collected should go a long way to underlining just how hard I work, and the quality of my speeches. However, in the event of a client being dissatisfied, there is a complete money back guarantee.

Can you do last minute?

We will always do everything we can to fit everyone into our schedule. So, if you have a very last minute request, and sometimes that means on the day of the wedding...then get in touch. We'll do everything we can to help.

How can you make it sound like me?

Great question! I work really hard to look at who you are, where you live, your job, hobbies etc and that will dictate words and phrases that you might use. Even the way you answer the questions tells me loads about the person you are. 

How many edits can I have?

There is unlimited editing with this service. You can come back as many times as you like and I will be more than happy to help no matter what.

I don't have any stories!

Not a problem. the biggest issue most best men have is that they don't have very much to say. This can be for a whole variety of reasons but the way I write the speeches, it doesn't make any difference. I don't rely on stories but instead use every aspect of the groom's life in order to find the comedy!

will anyone find out?

This is a completely discreet service. Nobody will ever know you've used me, and we never contact you after the event unless you've requested it.